I used to eat sand when I was little.

A circle is just a round square.

My dad just woke up and he laughed at me for freaking out over a spider

He then proceeded to tell me there probably wasn’t a spider and that I just dreamed it

Screw you dad

God, I’m actually nauseous

I can’t even go and see if that thing is still on my bed

IT’S 5.45 AM AND THERE’S A FUCKING SPIDER ON MY BED

I JUST WOKE UP TO A MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER

IN

MY

BED

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Aww thank you, darling! :)

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

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Oh my gosh thank you! *u* 

psssssssst

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary/genderqueer person who has a crush on you
  • * = just delete your tumblr already
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • + = i hate you.
  • % = You’re ugly
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(Source: withoutmeyouwouldbenothing)